Episode #12 Morning Broke In, Danger Is My Breakfast, Brainco's Electrobrain Headband (by J. Szostek)
“But listen up oh Vegetation! We are all the same tissue, we are the same moisture, the same peelings! Listen and assimilate, Mulchy Stuff! Hear us Old Roots and give us a strong current! Think of the sweet and pleasant gases we have given this wretch, who comes today to shear off our heads! Who seals up our pores and shellacs us over with his own foul gases - grotesque, oily structures . . . gases filled with choking lumps of wax that make the broad leaves wither and turn gray and black at the frost time, rather than brightening into fine vegetable red and vegetable gold! Think of the Poisonous Shriveler! His Wheeled Growlers and Smokers! Do you think he may someday feel his kinship with us? Is that what your expectation is? You imagine some Saturday will find him rushing out here to throw himself outstretched upon the lawn he calls his own, to cry . . . 'Friend! We are moisture together! Let me breathe my carbon dioxide on you!' Is that what you think!?" In the garage, Nostrils' mower roared into its version of life and the two of them prepared to clip the backyard."
Duration: 14 min